I've come to the conclusion that there is a direct correlation between skill level in Warhammer Online, and the frequency of blogging.
Measuring skill level in Warhammer Online can be very subjective. Seeing as how I just barely passed Psychology, I figured I might as well use my new found tools in research and experimentation, and give it the old D+ Effort. The keep the contents of this study empirical, I measured the skill level of the subjects using a combination of a series of pregnancy tests, and how quickly the subject could complete a rubix cube while being pleasured by a left-handed Mexican in the shower.
As you can see, Gaarawar's steady blogging has enabled him to be the veritable messiah of Warhammer Online. While Gandalf has nothing to do with Gaarawar or Warhammer, I'd like to link this video for those of you who would like to pay your respects to Gaarwar. If you need to l2pve in your time of need, pay heed, and go visit this dweeb.
Chopsy, on the other hand, had the world eating out of his palm with his grassroots Christian blog. This blog was unfortunately taken down after the second cuming of Jesus. The blog was stained and had to be thrown out. You can see from the graph, however, where Chopsy's ingame skill spiked. Of course, after the blog was taken down, his power (blagroids) subsided and he became a mere mortal once again.
Finally we have Tyanon. Tyanon's blog has not been around for very long, but he is an undeniable rising power in Warhammer Online. Reports indicate that Tyanon's supreme MMO gaming skill, supplemented with blogging, will not only make him regular in the bathroom, but a prime reason that zealots may indeed be getting hit with the nerf bat in the near future.
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